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Gelatinous Cube Clean-Up Crew - Graphic Tee

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$20.50
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Gelatinous Cube Clean-Up Crew - Graphic Tee

$20.50
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Kick down the dungeon door and let the Gelatinous Cube do what it does best: dissolve the evidence and keep the corridor squeaky “clean.” This glossy neon-green ooze is loaded with trapped loot—a skull-helm, busted longsword, and a half-melted d20—rim-lit in electric purple like a failed saving throw in technicolor. Behind it, a grimy grid, hot-pink hazard arrows, and blood-red “CLEANING IN PROGRESS” tape scream industrial warning sign energy with acid-burn splatter textures. Put it on, roll initiative, and flex like the dungeon’s most efficient sanitation crew—only at Tavern and Torch, so grab yours before it oozes out of stock.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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