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ELDRITCH BLAST™
Zero Depth. Maximum Damage.
Two spell slots.
Unlimited audacity.
This high-voltage design features a monstrous arcane hand bursting through the shirt, gripping a can of pure pact-fueled chaos. It’s a full energy drink parody for the warlock who always has one move ready… and it’s always the same move.
If you’ve ever said:
“I cast Eldritch Blast.”
Again.
This shirt was made for you.
Perfect for:
Warlock mains
Tabletop chaos merchants
DMs who are tired of hearing the same cantrip
Convention floor dominance
Shirt Details (Bella + Canvas 3001)
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Retail unisex fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Pre-shrunk
Soft feel with a modern cut (not boxy)
This is not a stiff, heavy promo tee.
It’s soft, breathable, and built for long game nights.
Fit Notes
True to size
Slightly tailored retail cut
Size up for a relaxed streetwear fit
Size down only if you prefer a slimmer feel
If you’re between sizes and prefer comfort over fitted, size up.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on print
Built to survive repeated washes and repeated spellcasting.
Eldritch Blast™ Shirt – Warlock Meme D&D T-Shirt – Tabletop RPG Humor Tee
$20.50
Zero Depth. Maximum Damage.
Two spell slots.
Unlimited audacity.
This high-voltage design features a monstrous arcane hand bursting through the shirt, gripping a can of pure pact-fueled chaos. It’s a full energy drink parody for the warlock who always has one move ready… and it’s always the same move.
If you’ve ever said:
“I cast Eldritch Blast.”
Again.
This shirt was made for you.
Perfect for:
Warlock mains
Tabletop chaos merchants
DMs who are tired of hearing the same cantrip
Convention floor dominance
Shirt Details (Bella + Canvas 3001)
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Retail unisex fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Pre-shrunk
Soft feel with a modern cut (not boxy)
This is not a stiff, heavy promo tee.
It’s soft, breathable, and built for long game nights.
Fit Notes
True to size
Slightly tailored retail cut
Size up for a relaxed streetwear fit
Size down only if you prefer a slimmer feel
If you’re between sizes and prefer comfort over fitted, size up.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on print
Built to survive repeated washes and repeated spellcasting.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |