I Didn’t Ask How Big The Room Was – 8d6 Edition
Black Heather / XS
$20.50
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Some people measure rooms.
Some people assess risk.
You?
You cast Fireball.
This over-the-top heavy metal–inspired design features a rage-fueled wizard unleashing 8 flaming d6 — because accuracy matters. No d20. No compromise. Just pure 8d6 chaos erupting across the battlefield.
If you’ve ever looked your DM dead in the eyes and said,
“I didn’t ask how big the room was.”
…this shirt is for you.
Built for:
Spell-slinging chaos gremlins
Pyromancer mains
Players who believe collateral damage builds character
Tables that smell faintly like burnt goblin
This isn’t subtle. It’s a warning.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
I Didn’t Ask How Big The Room Was – 8d6 Edition
$20.50
Some people assess risk.
You?
You cast Fireball.
This over-the-top heavy metal–inspired design features a rage-fueled wizard unleashing 8 flaming d6 — because accuracy matters. No d20. No compromise. Just pure 8d6 chaos erupting across the battlefield.
If you’ve ever looked your DM dead in the eyes and said,
“I didn’t ask how big the room was.”
…this shirt is for you.
Built for:
Spell-slinging chaos gremlins
Pyromancer mains
Players who believe collateral damage builds character
Tables that smell faintly like burnt goblin
This isn’t subtle. It’s a warning.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |