Murder Hobo Energy T-Shirt – I Don’t Roleplay I Roll Bodies – D&D Chaos Shirt
Black Heather / XS
$21.67
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Murder Hobo Energy
I Don’t Roleplay. I Roll Bodies.
For the player who skips the dialogue and goes straight to initiative.
This bold, metal-inspired design is made for chaotic tables, late-night campaigns, and convention weekends. Loud typography. High-contrast print. Zero subtlety.
If you’ve ever:
Fireballed before asking questions
Looted before confirming alignment
Turned a social encounter into a combat encounter
You’re home.
Features:
Soft and lightweight feel
Retail unisex fit
Pre-shrunk fabric
Durable direct-to-garment print
Large 11" x 16" front graphic
True to size. Size up for a relaxed con-floor fit.
Murder Hobo Energy T-Shirt – I Don’t Roleplay I Roll Bodies – D&D Chaos Shirt
$21.67
I Don’t Roleplay. I Roll Bodies.
For the player who skips the dialogue and goes straight to initiative.
This bold, metal-inspired design is made for chaotic tables, late-night campaigns, and convention weekends. Loud typography. High-contrast print. Zero subtlety.
If you’ve ever:
Fireballed before asking questions
Looted before confirming alignment
Turned a social encounter into a combat encounter
You’re home.
Features:
Soft and lightweight feel
Retail unisex fit
Pre-shrunk fabric
Durable direct-to-garment print
Large 11" x 16" front graphic
True to size. Size up for a relaxed con-floor fit.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |